Last night at dinner a lady stopped me on our way to our table to ask how far along I am. Before I could answer, she guessed - 38 weeks.
"Sorry, I'm only 34.", I replied.
To which her mouth dropped and she asked me if this was our first child.
"Oh! That must be why you are so swollen!"
Seriously? Is that supposed to make me feel good??
If I am still pregnant at Halloween - I think I know what I will go as...